"The art on the benches here looks like rain drops, which is kind of ironic in a state with so little rainfall."
"Never am I more reminded if the Dane Cook skit about lines than when I'm at the post office. "You're not in line if you're laying down in the greeting card isle""
"The road is closed to get to this Post Office and there's still a line. Where do all these people come from?"
"Waiting in line here feels like waiting in line at the post office, though not as fun."