"Great bar food. Awesome craft brew selection."
"Go here for a special breakfast date with your s/o."
"If you walk in here and don't get a bad taste in your mouth, then you're probably okay with a world run by cults, nazis, and robot dinosaurs."
"Food is ok. Atmosphere is great."
"Everything is good. If you don't like burgers or beer then this place is definitely not for you. Enjoy your sad life elsewhere."