"The bodega in the lobby is a total rip, don't bother"
"If the fireworks are on the Hudson, then there's not a better place to watch from"
"Sunsets are a wonder with a view directly across the river from the Empire State Buildin"
"Groceries, woohoo! Newly remodeled with all new gardening area"
"Follow the 'Hispanic' shuttle buses… they know the only real shortcut worth taking™"