"Warm Beer, Lousy Food, Stay Away."
"Spooky Mary Sunday Funday @ The Yorkshire!"
"The only time i use headphones, the only time i forget headphones, the only time i have to buy headphone... at the airport... the most expensive headphones!"
"This is a courtesy tip to Mary D. ... ur gonna be dethroned as mayor. Watch out for the new mayor of effins... oh, and, the wings selection here is insane. nun-chuck wings are amazing. Wing wednesday!"