"This store is going out of business. Prices are currently 30% off."
"Who dedicates an entire pantry to coffee....none other than Mama. Starbucks who?"
"Nobody makes a Lemon Pie like my Mama. Deeeeelish!"
"Try the crunchy chicken tacos - yumm! Best tacos!"
"Everything is so festive here @ Lowes - I love it!!"
"Don't ever go on a Sunday - ever! You'd have to fight for a washer and dryer."