"Best Independent craft bar in Manchester"
"Tether Blonde on tap, brewed down the road at poole in wharfdale. Very tasty!"
"The nicest and most clean public crapper in 'gate town centre"
"Go to McDonald's for coffee. It's good value and taste better than the dish water Starbucks serve up."
"Try the veal and don't forget to tip the waitress!"
"Best platform by miles on Leeds station."