Christopher da Costa

"Tiramisu sounds a bit too obvious to order. Do yourself a favour. Order it!"

"Have the snails on toast"

"Everything!"

"Ask for the Deep-fried Elderflower!!!! Bloody marvellous!"

"One does not simply come here for coffee...nor the urinal tables. But for the ridiculously amazing French Toast!"

"If you're German beer novice, stick to the first lager on the menu. It's quite an easy drink, especially if you're going to go for the mammoth 2-pint Stein!"