"watch out! Closes at 1045, and the management is RUDE when it gets close."
"The carts at newark airport don't have horns - the drivers just say "beep beep beep""
"According to some crazy man called the third eagle of the apocalypse, this airport is part of a massive government conspiracy to make everyone think about phallus shaped objects."
"There is now merchandise just to keep the record straight"
"Last gate in B! (13 and 14 are off to the left)"
"Its a little hidden behind legal seafood"