Moxie Garrett

"I love the avocado chicken. The food is always delivered really, really fast."

"This is a brutal store. They lock up the razors and baby formula!"

"The Buckingham Blanket makes me want to touch myself."

"This place used to be great. Avoid brunch like the plague. The food is getting as miserable as the usual service."

"No elevator."

"There is an elevator here!"