"Don't ride the baggage belt.. Trust me."
"Amazing key department. They were able to copy my 2000 Honda CRV key here as well as my vintage scooter key."
"Don't stay on the bottom floor! The ceiling is paper-thin (cheap-ass construction) and you will be driven crazy by the noise. Great location though."
"Beware the siren's call"
"Get urself a money order here"
"If you have a Little Tan Guy© you drink for free!"