"Hate this city but its very quiet! As long as you don't make friends with the weirdos lol"
"Not a bad wait if you go later on in the afternoon"
"Spill anything on my carpet I KILL YOU!! :p"
"Mary is the sweetest waitress there..leave her a good tip!!"
"Giving my pillow some head and my sheets some ass!!"
"Best roll is No Name.. Mike and I love it! And stay away from Man Whore!"