"Don't leave your trash on the ground. The "Gift Shop" often has good finds but you have to be fast to beats the resident dumpster divers."
"Don't order the special tonight. Pasta with olive oil."
"Maker's Mark Eisbock very good !"
"Count on breakfast being cold, cold bacon, cold eggs over easy and toast that won't melt the butter"
"The hours don't work for Fairbanks people"
"Sweet potato fries, not on menu - just ask"