John Morris

"Best pie and chips ever."

"Despite the doom-laden warning posters, banners and stickers, the escalators are a really good way to get from platform to platform. Give them a go!"

"Ladies, check out Mr Darcy in the toilet. Pride and Prejudice was filmed nearby, you see."

"Get your friends to run round the spinny doughnut thing by the large slide. Brings out the competitive edge at any age."