"You can buy a brick (look at the walkway) for only $150! Great way to commemorate a fun trip. Can you find our Haiku? (Hint:over by the bar)"
"Try the iced drinks! Also, the staff are amazing !"
"Great rooms! Very spacious and staff incredibly attentive!"
"No mace allowed...what gives?!?"
"Raw earth is the way to go!"
"apparently not very interested in making any sort of sales today. I asked 3 separate times for different things and they basically pointed in a vague direction and mumbled unintelligible words..."