Morgan Barnes

"The bouncer here is not only pumped full of steroids, he has soooooooooooo much testosterone he may burst. Velvet rope nazi, its fucking wildcats lets be real!!!"

"Over priced diner food!"

"Veggie rolls and shrimp pai thai is delicious here"

"Worst subway ever, these workers don't give a shit how long you stand there waiting to finish thier convos."

"This is the slowest Subway ever. The girls behind the counter don't pay attention. You will always have to explain your order 3 times. Did I mention disorganized."

"Thomas, Sales guy, total asshole!"