"Great brunch here, they can make almost anything vegan"
"Be sure to get a strait razor shave here, they're the best"
"Was here for a friends wedding, great view and wonderful ballrooms"
"Join the loyalty program and get a free burger on your birthday"
"Love the beers here, always coaching beer list, one of my favorite places"
"Apparently I have class here often enough this semester that now I'm the mayor."