"I always see Turner Prize winners here."
"I've converted to Fat Baoism!"
"Infested with bros. Don't visit unless you'd like to overhear regaled booty calls of thirty-something frat stars."
"A little rough around the edges but always a pleasant experience!"
"Check out the current show, "Disturbance of Distance 3," open until February 16th, 2013! Great group of artists from Houston and San Antonio."