Twostepping Mommaspumps

"Black People working so u already know they don't give a darn abt time it's supposed to open at 12 then he says 1 now he sayin 115 cuz the workers late as usual!! Eff them Lil axx shrimps #lostme"

"A grilled chicken salad with honey mustard dressing and ask them to put on the dressing for u delicious...It's called "how Yolanda gets it""

"Pick up your transfers and roll out the less they know abt u the better but they will make up stuff..Stay Sucka Free"

"If I cook u better wash the dishes or that meal u ate will be yo last"

"Plead Not Guilty and say the meter was broke"

"Never Ever Bring Me to this hospital...they got metal detectors for pete's sake"