"Don't come here if you want somewhere sanitary. Worst customer service ever. A lady actually made me get up mid nails so someone else could get done."
"Don't come unless you bring booze."
"The drive thru is always super long. Don't come through if you're in a rush."
"Buy three or more accessories and get 10% off. Also, double your data promo going on for 4G smartphones as well as trade in programs!"