Mohamad Asri Sanusi

"If you put your drinks in the fridge, don't expect it to be there the next day."

"Please give way to emergency vehicles otherwise you will get points and summons."

"Try the paper thosai! For $2+, can last you the whole day. Caution; you will get a few stares."

"My friend is interested in that cute, small sized girl. :P"

"Medic Firdaus from stn 41, lost his collapsed virginity at 12:09pm 8/11/2010, to a 64 year old auntie."

"There's a 'paranormal being' in one of the units here. Freaks me out all the time."