"Expertly curated draft list and bottle/can selection."
"I spell happiness S-L-O-D-O-C-O."
"Please try the Nutella donut - you'll thank me."
"Congrats! You made it to the top! Be careful on the rocks."
"About 50 minutes to the top, and it's definitely worth it for the amazing view!"
"Great, quick, and easy place to grab breakfast. Try a breakfast burrito!"