"Try our Filet and Lobster Duet for Valentine's Day! Get the best of both worlds! The perfect wine?....Pair it with our Concanon! Thank me later"
"Try our new Imperial Wolf-fish!"
"Upgrade to the hundred dollar membership. Get that early Christmas shopping done"
"School time is never fun when daddy gets only two hours of sleep"
"School time is never fun when daddys and mommys only get two hours of sleep"