"Avoid the cristo sandwiches. Overall good food, but portions aren't large. They are clearly just getting their footing. Will try again in a couple weeks."
"Great hotel with friendly staff. No wifi though. Bring a long ethernet cable to take advantage of it in your room."
"The far right elevator is haunted."
"Inexpensive dentistry, but they'll upsell you no matter what. Watch out!"
"Fresh carrot apple juice. Mmmmmmm"