Mike Jamoom

"Went on a wet, Wednesday morning in December. No lines. And it's free. You have to check your bag and cell phones for 50 rubles."

"The boarding agent's microphone doesn't project out very far, so no one can hear which group is boarding. Very high cattle crowding factor amidst the confusion."

"If you were wondering why this park smells like urine..."

"So the Iberian ham sandwich is supposed to be the world's best. It's very good, worth the 7€, but not the world's best."

"There's a customer restroom here...just ask a Metro rep to let you in."

"Warning! If you're on the last United flight of the day and it cancels, United will send you to a Dulles hotel. Boo!"