"The Kuku choma. Thank me later. Plus kachumbari. Yum."
"The WiFi is shit and the service even worse."
"Cash only. Plastic wachia kenpoly."
"Hmpf not liking the iced tea :-(."
"Watch out for Dj Bash (@bashdeejay) for #FreshFridays and awesome sato nights."
"Service is FUCKIN SLOW! Aaaargh!"