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""Attention: service desk - two zero one" -Safeway proverb"

"Racial profiling. Appalled!"

"Oh nice! They're starting to copy Cancun's green salsa. Clever. Convenient."

"The customer bathroom smells like a cat box."

"Gotta hand it to 'em: the coffee sucks. My Crystal Geyser bottled sparkling mineral water is delicious, though. It's worth checking out for the sparkling water alone."

"Veggie burrito with black beans, no sour cream, and extra avocado. Don't hesitate to request for two of the green salsas. Enjoy responsibly."