Milton Fry

"Grab a cold one, then hop on the train......Grab a cold one getting Off the train.....Grab a 6 pack and bring it ALONG with you ON the train......It's ALL good, this bar is RIGHT NEXT to the Metra!!!"

"Come to Spray Park for a WORLD FAMOUS, spray fart.........From NONE other than yours truly!!!! I know, I know, one at a time!!! Form a straight line at the bench and wait your turn!!!"

"Mine too..... I'm on the outside, tho."

"O'neill's has some of the BEST bar food I've ever had. Cruz should have his own show!!!"

"Jeff the vet has magic hands!!!"

"This place went belly up, QUICK!!!! That's what you get for having 2 young broads working the counter who were oranger than the cheese on the burgers!!!!! Jus playing......Kinda."