"Soda drinkers, prepare yourselves... this place doesn't serve soda."
"Terminal 1 is DEFINITELY better for people watching."
"I've heard tell of a rabbit that sometimes runs loose in these parts..."
"If you like mushrooms, you MUST get the sautéed mushrooms. Generous size AND really, really good..."
"This place is only good if you're spending mommy or daddy's money because you'll be really mad when they screw you over, and at least that way, you wouldn't have worked hard for that money."
"Shopping at this Ashley will ALWAYS remind me of "Demolition Man"."