"Have them wipe your table twice. Trust me."
"Dear Chick-fil-a; When one orders a large fry please provide a large fry, not a regular fry in a large box. Thank you."
"What service ever for breakfast. Skip it and go to Denny's. No tip!"
"Find a shady spot and enjoy! It is really that easy."
"Get a half and half margarita and the sour cream chicken enchiladas. They will not disappoint."