"The marinara here is amazing, as is the garlic bread and the jalapeño breadsticks. Also, Will is an excellent waiter!"
"Try the Grilled Cheese sandwiches and garlic fries. They're Amaaaaazing!"
"Come get a haircut on Free Beer Friday and get, well, free beer!"
"Come here to see Burning Leather (PDX) and Flip-Offs on feb 14!"