"Don't steal Mayorship from the freeway since its illegal to use your phone & drive"
"Watch out for their dog, it bites! Also, they have just harvested, but there's still one plant in the yard."
"Watch out for their new dog! Last one bit a couple of people in the neighborhood & was euthanized. The new one sounds just as vicious."
"Get here as early as you can otherwise the wait is impossible"
"Don't knock just walk on in. If u knock we know that we don't know u so we won't answer"
"OMG! Make sure you get the greens!"