Michel D.

"Bronies shop here. Don't let them touch you. Haha, just kidding. These pajama pants are too small to fit your average bronie."

"If your flight isn't leaving for a while, sit at Gate 3. Nice big lounge chairs with individual A/C outlets and USB charge ports. Keep an eye on your departure time!"

"Bring your USB A/C adapters. There are only four USB slots per counter, but 6 pairs of outlets. And the USB plugs don't always register that a cord has been plugged in."

"Marisa has been turning this sow's ear into silk purse for the last year. Ask for her, unless you're a douchey frat guy."

"If you've forgotten your proof of insurance, you can have your insurance provider fax a temporary to (512) 231-0227."