"Paradise on earth. Thats it."
"Get the sultans platter! It will leave you overjoyed if you love quality, succulent meat seasoned and cooked perfectly to your liking!"
"It may be hit or miss, but be prepared to once in a while have enough Cab change to get to your destination. Reliability of train system at a good 93%... but best to prepare the unexpected."
"You can order a platter of brisket and have it half sliced and half chopped for same price!"