"If I am bartending and you check in I would be happy to buy you a shot of beam or a pbr draft:)"
"Strongest toddy ever. Soooo good"
"Chicken quesadilla with green chile on the inside = crack"
"If I am bartending and you check in here I will buy you a beer or a shot. Sounds fair enough right?"
"When it's time to party we will always party hard!"