"Get the cheese curds. Don't ask questions, just do it."
"Best Gryos on planet earth!"
"Before 2009, dozens of people would gather here for Sounders games! DOZENS!!"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
"Whether filleting the Flounders or watching the most overrated team in the NFL, you're bound to have a raving bad time."
"The pre-owned refurbished toilet paper is a great value!"