"I'm going to put on that Aerosmith song from the "Armageddon" movie and just eat this pizza slice real, real slow."
"I never roll solo to the $1 store. I need a friend to stand behind me and yell "BALLIN!" as I buy non-sale items at full retail price."
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6.1"Just got glazed instead of chocolate because I'm on a diet."
"They say that the Earl of Sandwich discovered the sandwich. Isn't that just a little too coincidental? I'm calling bullshit."
"I lost my balance on this escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours."
"Olive Garden: When you're here, you're desperate."