"I was once mayor here, but remaining mayor means keeping all the weight I worked so hard to lose! Lol!"
"The Edge. ..music concert! Always a blast!"
"We're across from the newly improved McDonald's, outside concert Saturday evening! Grab a burger and join us!!"
"Everyone welcome! We have service tonight @ 7:00pm. Come join us!"
"Looking for a church that ACTUALLY preaches? Look no further. The wishy-washy gospel never helped anyone. ..come get some truth."
"Might have lost a processor because of this. #dried #thermalpaste"