"What's good? Janet and Loretta."
"Is it after 2p and before 5p? Then eat! If not.. Go down to Akebono."
"Order anything. It'll be delicious!"
"Nothing like a bike ride with tripe stew and micheladas for hangovers... Best Menudo in town!"
"Pulpo. What? It's just octopus. Oh.. And chocolate soup. You're welcome."
"Funniest thing. I've always gotten incredible service here. No one ever tries to oversell me... Fix flats for free... Friendly, competent, fast."