"Do not embroider phone cords to ear hats. Turns out it lowers guest satisfaction and increases danger."
"Sometimes people light fireworks in this Denny's. Watch Out!"
"The most dangerous part of any Cast Members commute."
"It's not a Snugglie or a Snuggie but a Parade Blanket"
"This Subway is #5 in the country."
"This is the only location in Disneyland that embroiders Disneyland Resort merchandise. Excludes: Ear Hats and certain items."