"If you're SPG elite and book a savvy suite, request the corner suites. x05 and x13 are kings, x15 is for queens!"
"Open-faced, divine meatloaf!"
"SPG elite recognition! Pets welcome. Best suites are ginormous (rms. x01, x05, x10). Pet floor is 3."
"The staff is phenomenal and patient with newbies! Tell them what you like and they'll recommend the closest matches. A medium box will result in leftovers."
"Join SPG! The staff is spectacular and will wow you with service and hospitality."
"Watch out for the red light cameras!"