"This place blows. They won't seat you until your full party is there."
"Newly remodeled. The new sushi bar is awesome. Fresh sushi daily. Also try the Mongolian grill! Leave your business card at the front for a chance to win free lunch for two. I've won once already!"
"Reasonable prices, quick service. All around score for Vegas."
"Wednesday's are Men's Day. $3 off men's hair cuts!"