"Quite possibly the worst bagel shop on earth. Never ever does the order come out correct. Always running out of bagels. Slow service....blah bleh fuck me for always coming back. I can't quit you!!!!"
"Order the power size jizzmatazz....baaaahaha"
"Make sure you order extra cream with your big burro.....bahaha."
"Get yourself a tasty juice for your mouth."
"Eat the whole burro not just the tip....aaaahahah"
"Order a big burro! Bahaha"