Hillary Hewins

"Watch out - gel manicures don't last long and start chipping in a week. Also they will butcher your nails. Manicurist filed them down to stubs despite me asking her to stop many times (in Chinese)."

"The lake is frozen in January. Pound it with a paddle and break up some ice!"

"The frosting-filled donuts are intense!"

"Hallelujah! There is now an automated postal machine! It's a miracle."