"If Disneyworld had a Polish pavilion at Epcot, it would be this."
"The "soon to be famous" cheesy bread ought to be "currently famous" -- it's that good"
"Bring booze when you come. The ladies like that. (Specifically: Chardonnay, Tequila, Corona (with lime), or Bulleit)"
"If you get there at 7AM, all the croissants and pastries are coming fresh out of the kitchen. A 7AM toasty buttery croissant here is worth the early rise."
"It's already in the tips but it bears repeating-- banana pudding! Get it. Fear of commitment? Order a "shot" of it. It's the perfect size for a small taste of heavenly banana pudding."
"Don't forget to visit Franklin the pig, in the back!"
