"Chef's special Thunder Roll is pretty good. BBQ salmon, eel, mango, and avoado."
"Terrible service, and I say that as a fellow server. Plus the night we were there they had a live DJ. Guy must have not known where he was 'cause shit was ear-splitting."
"Noah better hurry the fuck up."
"Expressway is awesome unless you are behind a slow person. Wah wah"
"It's not truly bumfuck Egypt if you can check in on 4 square."
"Check for the sweet billboard, "Where's the REAL birth certificate?" passing by Bethel on I-78. Nice."