"Don't let these motherfuckers talk you into staying here."
"Don't forget to wipe, bro bros."
"The unspeakable truth: Tato...lost...his...hat... 04/14/11..."
"The real bad asses buy their drinks from Wes. Period."
"Walk in...pass all the dumb shit in the front of the house and make your way to the hallway. 1st room on the right. Beat the shit out of the idiot who's sleeping in the bed."