Matthew McGarity

"You can't spell "Mesa's" without the "meh"."

"You can never go wrong with the sesame chicken. Or the cashew tofu. Or the spring rolls. Or...."

"Children's carousel + loud Britney Spears bellowing "I'm not that innocent!" = highly-inappropriate children's ride. Thanks, Dallas Zoo. #not"

"Where time goes to die. #bored"

"Lobby bench: it's big, it's heavy, it's wood."

"Where you go when the Sprinkles Cupcake ATM screws the pooch."