"Don't plan on coming here for more than 15 min a week, between the stubbornness, the mopeness, and the craziness it's a shit hole."
"This place is awesome! Make sure you check out Bloomingtons very first ski lift built in 1908, it's up the stairs to the right!"
"Get those Jack Daniels flasks, 2 for $5, WOW this place rocks!"
"Catch the hungover Swugs bowling for money here all day err day"
"Come hungover, leave happy! WooooHooo blonde mocha"