"No bags allowed, no matter how small."
"Kids, don't put your cat into microwave"
"Not hooked up to the online reservation system. Even if you have a confirmation, they may not have a car for you."
"Don't even try to use Starbucks rewards here. Apparently, they're not Starbucks 🤣"
"What idiot decided it's a good idea to stick a label to the foil baking tray?"
"Come here in the morning to see how the sun rises above the harbor and lights up the Venus"