"They have a short buddy, who pals around with them. Ok dude, but can get a lil grouchy. And he's like a Gremlin, don't give him booze after Midnight?"
"Doc Jackson is a pompous asshat who has no communication skills, and is out of touch. Take the extra time and go to Columbus."
"Stop by the Team Cooper Tire stage on the infield to win some awesome prizes!"
"Learned lesson. Here you are a number not a client. Asked for "something different" got an overpriced trim with no style. To add insult, my ears hurt cause the young lady seemed to be in a hurry."